Fun with MSN

Names changed to protect the (not-so) innocent.

	3:25:12 PM		Q			i watched a scary movie with Z today
	3:25:21 PM		Q			about ghosts in an apartment
	3:25:25 PM		Q			and i'm scared now
	3:26:56 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			hahah
	3:27:00 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			ghost stories are the scariest
	3:27:12 PM		Q			lol
	3:27:19 PM		Q			it was a korean scary movie too
	3:27:23 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			those are the only ones that could be real
	3:27:28 PM		Q			in a korean apartment
	3:27:29 PM		Q			haha
	3:27:33 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			like zombies, vampires.. you know it's not real
	3:27:37 PM		Q			oh god
	3:27:39 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			but ghosts, spirits, *could* be real
	3:27:41 PM		Q			stop talking about it
	3:27:49 PM		Q			i'm asking u to comfort me
	3:27:52 PM		Q			not to scare me
	3:27:53 PM		Q			haha
	3:27:56 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			oh, oops, haha
	3:28:03 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			i'm not Z ;)
	3:28:06 PM		Q			lol
	3:28:10 PM		Q			boo hoo
	3:28:12 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			i don't do comforting for horror movies
	3:28:13 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			LOL
						. .
	3:28:39 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			one time my co workers were telling ghost stories at lunch
	3:28:47 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			one woman said she was in her aunt's house
	3:28:50 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			watching tv at night
	3:28:51 PM		Q			he kept on smiling and saying how i'm a baby
	3:28:58 PM		Q			omg
	3:28:59 PM		Q			stop it
	3:29:01 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			and suddenly, she felt as if someone sat down on the couch beside her
	3:29:02 PM		Q			don't wanna hear it
	3:29:08 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			she thought it must be her dead uncle
	3:29:12 PM		Q			god
	3:29:15 PM		Q			PLAYTPUSPLATOON
	3:29:16 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			his spirit is still residing in the house
	3:29:19 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			i thought that was scary
	3:29:29 PM		Q			this is not a good time to tell me that
	3:29:30 PM		Q			haha
	3:29:33 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			especially since i believe her, i know she's not making it up
	3:29:55 PM		Q			PlaytpusPlatoon, u're not helping
	3:29:56 PM		Q			haha
	3:30:00 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			hey, look behind you now
	3:30:03 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			i thought i saw something move
	3:30:10 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			maybe just the wind
	3:30:12 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			maybe not
	3:30:17 PM		Q			LOL
	3:30:26 PM		Q			i hate u
						. .
	3:58:38 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			i think that's why all japanese and korean horror is about ghosts and spirits
	3:58:43 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			those are just naturally scarier
	3:58:49 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			everybody believes in them
	3:58:56 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			but not in like, vampires and zombies
	3:59:02 PM		Q			maybe
	3:59:36 PM		Q			they're just easier to believe b/c you're not suppose to see them
	4:00:01 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			well, it's because they're associated with real people
	4:00:10 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			at some point ghosts and spirits were humans just like us
	4:00:34 PM		Q			true true
	4:00:34 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			but now their spirit is restless
	4:00:41 PM		Q			and vampires and zombies
	4:00:46 PM		Q			u can kill them
	4:01:01 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			yeah, true, you can bludgeon them over the head
	4:01:04 PM		Q			but ghost and spirits, usually there's not much u can do
	4:01:07 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			ghosts, you'll just go right through
	4:01:42 PM		Q			this conversation is just lovely
	4:01:49 PM		Q			when i'm tired and can't sleep
	4:02:03 PM		Q			b/c i'm scared
	4:02:29 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			:D :D :D
	4:02:45 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			i'm sure the ghost is tired by now too
	4:02:48 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			even they get sleepy
	4:02:52 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			so when you lie down tonight
	4:02:55 PM		Q			lol
	4:03:02 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			try and feel the presence of the spirit beside you on the bed
	4:03:04 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			he'll be there
	4:03:08 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			resting with you
	4:03:14 PM		Q			lol
	4:03:24 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			remember, you can't kill him, so don't try
	4:03:29 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			whether he can kill you or not
	4:03:31 PM		PlaytpusPlatoon			is another story
	4:03:38 PM		Q			argh
	4:03:45 PM		Q			u bastard

Layeth the Smacketh Down

In organizing a birthday get-together at a wings joint for this Friday evening, it turns out the majority of people will be arriving late. Out of frustration, the co-organizer suggested a "policy" for latecomers be established. I liked his idea, and put it into email form:

As instructed to me by the Senior Wings Officer (<name removed>), I will now be enforcing the Tardiness at a Major Birthday Function rule, as stated in Chapter II, Section 513 of the Professional Wings Association (PWA) Official Rulebook:

II.513 Tardiness at a Major Birthday Function

a) Each individual who is late for birthday function must consume one (1) complete Suicide Wing for every fifteen minutes of tardiness. Consumption of these wings may be accompanied only by one (1) glass of cold water.

b) Failure to consume said wings will result in punishment as deemed fit by the local Senior Wings Officer, which can include (but is not limited to) the People's Elbow, the Figure-Four Leg Lock, and the Rear Naked Choke.